1. Three-year-old recites poem, “Litany” by Billy Collins (via Marina Berger) 

  2. The Parrot-Ox

    by Jane Ellen Glasser

    The parrot-ox
    is clearly confused,
    as evidently
    so were his parents.

    Being both heavy and light,
    he can neither
    fly nor root,
    which makes his life

    a kind of hovering
    between two things
    that cross each other out.
    All play is work,

    all drudgery is sport,
    and so he spends his days
    busily doing nothing,
    circling square

    fields of thought
    like a practical idealist.
    At night he holds forth
    in a neighborhood bar

    in his undertaker’s suit
    and Indian headdress.
    He drinks to sober up
    and tell again

    the sad joke
    of how we die at birth
    into opposites.
    And then he laughs

    till he cries and cries
    till he laughs,
    sorrow and joy
    mixing it up in his blood.